Dreading any future surgeries. Especially if there a kid who is the patient (and the parent lies and/or tries to justify feeding the kid before surgery). Though the other week when I had a surgery, some old dude the next room over had CLEARLY been eating before surgery (what with the sheer volume of chunks he vommed; he literally vommed for 3 hours straight as though he stuffed himself as full as possible in a buffet before the surgery).
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